things you think in the confessional if you’re me
Crime doesn’t pay.
This confessional smells like old beer.
I can’t remember exactly how many months it’s been.
I can’t remember everything I’ve done.
Why does it smell this way?
Supposedly the last Pope went every week.
St. Francis went to confession but he never heard a confession.
He was never a priest.
Is it the priest? Is it my clothes? BLEH!
Thank you God. I don’t deserve it.
If you forget I’ll do my best to forget, too.
I’m free.
Least is the bee 